For Brisbane function & event venues

We get your function calendar chokka blocked.

Done-for-you outreach that fills your venue's calendar with qualified walkthroughs and calls — hands-off for your team until someone's ready to book.

Book a call 10 qualified meetings in 3 months — guaranteed, or your money back.

10 meetingsguaranteed in 3 months — or your money back

Hands-offwe run everything until the point of sale

Brisbanebuilt for local function & event venues

Sound familiar?

Your function room is your best room. So why is it empty mid-week?

Most venues wait for enquiries to trickle in — then wonder why the calendar has gaps worth thousands of dollars a week.

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Word of mouth only

Bookings depend on who happens to find you. No system, no pipeline, no control.

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No time to chase

You're running a venue, not a sales team. Outreach is the first thing to fall off the list.

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Empty mid-week slots

Every unbooked function is revenue you'll never get back.

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Quiet seasons hurt

When enquiries dry up, there's no lever to pull. You just ride it out.

How it works

We build the engine. You just show up to the meetings.

No black box. Here's exactly what happens behind the scenes once you're on board.

We build your system

Dedicated sending domains, inboxes, your CRM pipeline and a campaign written specifically for your venue and your local market.

We run the outreach

Personalised outreach across email and LinkedIn — wherever your buyers are — to event organisers and corporates in your catchment, at volume, every day, fully managed.

Meetings land in your calendar

Qualified prospects book walkthroughs and calls straight into your team's calendar. You take it from there.

10or your money back

The risk is ours, not yours

10 qualified meetings in your first three months — guaranteed.

If we don't book at least 10 qualified meetings into your calendar within your first three months, you get your money back. Simple as that.

A "qualified meeting" means a genuine enquiry from someone with real function or event intent who books and attends a call or walkthrough with your team.

Do the maths

What a fuller calendar is actually worth.

Punch in your numbers. We've kept the meeting volume deliberately conservative — at the floor we guarantee.

Average value of one function booking

Your close rate on a booked walkthrough 25%

Qualified meetings over 3 months 10

10 is the number we guarantee. We aim for far more — this slider stays conservative.

Bookings won3

New revenue from those bookings$12,500

New business over your first 3 months $12,500

Estimate only — based on the numbers you enter. Actual results vary by venue and market.

The founder

15 years filling London's best venues. Now I'm doing it for Brisbane.

I've spent my whole career on the inside of the events world.

Over a 15-year events career in London, I worked alongside venues like Inca, 83 Rivington Street, The Cuckoo Club and The London Film Museum — helping win and close the events that filled their calendars — and delivered events for some of the world's biggest brands, including Apple, Sony and Disney. I know exactly what a venue needs in its pipeline, because for years I was the person putting it there.

Chokka Blocked is that experience, systemised — built specifically for Australian function venues. I'm hand-picking the first 10 partners so I can give each one founder-level attention and earn results that speak for themselves. That's why the guarantee is real: my growth depends entirely on yours.

From a 15-year London events career

Inca London83 Rivington StreetThe Cuckoo ClubThe London Film MuseumAppleSonyDisney

— Darcy, Founder · Brisbane

From people I've worked with

Venue operators who know my work.

"Darcy understands venues from the inside out and has a real talent for connecting the right people with the right opportunities. If he says he'll do something, he'll do it."

Will Knowles-Mofford
83 Rivington Street

"He's approachable, knowledgeable and understands how to create value for both venues and clients. He's got a great network and an even better reputation."

Corrado Mozzillo
The Cuckoo Club

"Darcy brings a rare combination of venue knowledge, commercial awareness and genuine enthusiasm to every project. He understands what both clients and venues need to make an event successful."

Rob Chambers
London Film Museum

"Darcy has a way of building strong relationships based on trust, honesty and consistency. He understands both the client and venue side of the business and always approaches opportunities with energy and professionalism."

Dimitri Serif
INCA London

Good questions

The things every venue asks.

What exactly do I have to do?

Almost nothing until the point of sale. We build and run the entire outreach system. Qualified prospects book straight into your calendar — your team just shows up, gives the walkthrough or takes the call, and closes the booking.

What counts as a "qualified meeting"?

A genuine enquiry from someone with real function or event intent who books and attends a call or walkthrough with your team. Tyre-kickers and no-shows don't count toward your guarantee.

What if you don't deliver?

If we don't book at least 10 qualified meetings into your calendar within your first three months, you get your money back. The risk sits with us, not you.

How soon will I see meetings?

Your system warms up over the first couple of weeks, then ramps. From there the meetings build steadily across your three months — and we'll talk you through realistic numbers for your specific venue on our call.

What does it cost?

We tailor the founding-venue partnership to your venue and walk you through it on a quick call — every option backed by the money-back guarantee, so the risk sits with us, not you. Book a time and we'll map out exactly how we'd fill your calendar.